Senso de humor americano

People who think they know everything annoy those of who do.
"Fact: what I believe. Opinion: what you believe." "All deaths can be linked to cardio-respiratory failure." "Life sucks and then you die, so fuck it all let's get high!!!!!" "Reality is that which doesn't go away when you stop believing in it." "Life is a terminal disease with a 100% mortality rate"

I knew a teacher who said all of sociology could be summed up in four laws.
1. Some will, some won't.
2. The south is always different.
3. Hill people can be difficult.
4. Nothing works in India.

"Do I know what a rhetorical question is?" "The richest man in the world. But there's one thing he can't buy... ... a Dinosaur!" "That's the trouble with relationships today. Communication. Too much communication" - Homer Simpson

My Aikido teacher used to say about learning:
Fake it 'til you make it

A guerra entre Cristãos e Islâmicos = “The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.” Religious wars are two sides fighting over who has the best imaginary friend

Two stupids don't make a smart! there are no superiors or inferiors, only humans with different skills at different levels. "this one doesn't fit - this one doesn't fit - this one doesn't fit. i think i'll eat some chocolate." Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

It's important to have a house. Without a house, all you've got is a yard full of furniture.
No matter where you go ...... there you are.

e pra terminar...
The difference between specialists and generalists?
A specialist goes through life learning more and more about less and less, until eventualy he knows almost everything about almost nothing.
A generalist goes through life learning less and less about more and more, until eventualy they know almost nothing about everything.